You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy. You are entering a relaxed state. You will slowly close your eyes and fall into a gentle sleep. Yes. Good. Sleep. Now, on the count of three you will wake up and search for some obscure phrase on Google.com, forgetting that you ever visited this page and that you had any interest in flying llamas.

One, two, and three!

 

(There's nothing to see here. Move along.)